TwilightWhy can female vampires not have babies, but male vampires are still fertile?
>_o
In what universe does this make sense?
Not just the whole sexism thing but technically if you're dead, none of that shit should be working. Nevermind the whole 'vampire getting an erection' debate.
Whenever I was in the bookstore and I looked at the obnoxious Edward and Bella life-size cardboard cut-out I was just like: "How is that sexy?"
Seriously, he's pasty and DEAD-looking. Apparently I missed the memo that necrophilia was the new IT thing to be into. Regardless of the mind still being alert, the whole body is still dead, whether they have blood in them or not, so uhm, EW. He just looks so gross. If you saw that irl, you'd be hardpressed to say "MMMM Sexaaay!" It's nice in movie land where they wash out the background for you too (so the paleness is less conspicuous) but ew, just imagine a guy with skin that is literally white, it's not pretty. Nevermind the fact he'd look all soild white because he would only sometimes have enough blood in his veins to give him any colour (since the vamps can apparently go for ages without eating/feeding). I suppose on some level it appeals but the more I try an picture that in real life the more I think it would be ugly.
Oh SMeyer, where did you justify having the girl vamp's collective uteri shrivel up but the guys are still pumping out the sparkle sperm? Sense, it does not make herpderpdederp! Like really. You are dead. Your testes do no function. DEAAAAAADDD!
Never mind the whole pedo Nessie/Jacob bullshit. Do not even try to justify that, that is nasty. I'm not saying something like that couldn't happen but the chances are kind of slim for people to be sexually attracted to a parental figure, you know (let's not go on to the incest side of things, that really helps no one)? Imprinting bullshit too; let's IMPRINT GAIZ, 'cause moping around for years with free choice is for teh stupid. Clearly leaving the city, having a life, meeting NOT your on/off ex-love interest's baby and falling in love is for STUPID PEOPLE. Way to be a real independent, not-creepy, capable man there Jake.
I still want to be morbid post-birth Bella for Halloween one year. All bloody, stomach ripped to hell, random injection points from the vampire venom. I think it'd be awesome.
When they get to that in the movie, I forsee some serious cutting.
Stupid mary sue >_>
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Aw, Oliver gets a little character building time X3. So partial to that
jerk.
Poor Essie. I can only imagien how weird it must be to meet someone who
abandoned you in your greatest time of need.
While Chelsea's innocent, maybe a little flirting from Oliver wouldn't be so
terrible for Bobby's conscience *evil smile*
Oliver's always building character. Be it good or bad character, who knows.
Well, if Essie were normal, she'd be pissed off and tell him to go to hell. But being as Essie's an abnormal freak you can't help but love, of course she takes the good Christian route and forgives him.
If I didn't like Chelsea, I'd probably throw her to the lions (a.k.a. Oliver) But since I like her, I'll keep her safe. But I think it would do Bobby some good to get hit on by a gay version of Oliver. (:<
Thanks for the review! ^_^
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forward to learnign more about the girls and where it is they're going. Oh,
exciting!!<<<<
Haha, thank you for reading Lost Stars. ^_^ I will admit I've been lazy about revamping the story lately; it's been written over at least five times since I was eight, and by now it's a little old. XD But I have to rewrite it because the old version is REALLY bad. Just warning you that I'm a little lazy about updates.
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be unable to provide (probably sucks more as a guy). E, so looking forward to
the next chapter. What will happen?
It's so good to see Essie and her mom getting along so well (or should that
be 'Eddie'?).
Anyways, another excellent chapter and I look so so so forward to what's
next! (PChance from DevArt)
Thank you for the lovely review. ^_^ (Yes, I took the time to come here to DA and come to your homepage just to reply. Those who know me will vouch: I am VERY dedicated to acknowledging those who read and comment on my stories. It means a lot to me.)
As for the next chapter, you'll just have to wait for that.
He goes by Eddie and Essie. Either one is fine.
Thanks again! Feedback is precious to me. ^_^
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Eddie: “You are gay. Act like it once in your life.”
Peaches: “You’re a man. Act like it once in your life.”
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Eddie: “You are gay. Act like it once in your life.”
Peaches: “You’re a man. Act like it once in your life.”
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